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05-10-2004, 08:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Rochester New York
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I like this one
Why Women Lie
One day a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, and her thimble fell into the water.
When she cried out the Lord appeared and asked: "Why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed it to make her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied: "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied: "No." The Lord went down a third time and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied: "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into the water. When she cried out The Lord again appeared and asked her why she was crying. "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes!" cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is not your husband!" The seamstress replied: "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
"You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to sew enough to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said yes to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies it is for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of others. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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05-10-2004, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Illinois
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Good one, Kelly--
Thanks for sharing--I love Mel Gibson so I'd probably have said yes, just because that's who it was--
Really, I'm only kidding--I'm much too old for Mel Gibson, especially considering this year will be my and my husband's 47th Wedding Anniversary. You never get too old to appreciate "good looks" when you see them though-- 
Hugs & blessings-- 
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They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31
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05-10-2004, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: South Carolina USA
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Medicine taken daily or as needed:
1. Heaprin and Marcaine rescue installment 1 to 3x daily as needed.
2. MS.Cotin 100mg 3x daily
3. MSIR 30mg 1 or 2 every 4-6hrs as needed for breakthrew pain.
4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.
   
I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore! 
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05-10-2004, 12:23 PM
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Location: Washington state
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Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.
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