They Walk Among Us

[felineperson3]

Hopefully this will bring about a smile or two today---

They Walk Among Us

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently
had a new neighbor all the local township administrative office to request
the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many
deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
anymore.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker
of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that
it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
stare.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I
know - I already got that side."

They walk among us..............scary

[Dixiefireball]

LOL yeap they sure do.

[raynebow_jewell]

I work at an answering service.. trust me, they make alot of phone calls too! For the life of me, I can't figure out how some of these people know how to dial a phone!

[traceann]

Too funny! Thanks for the smiles!!

Tracey

[stacey79]

Thanks for sharing. I laughed out loud at a couple!