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    ICN Member Dixiefireball's Avatar
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    At the Chalkboard.

    -"At the Chalkboard"
    _________________________________________________________________

    A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class
    one
    day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
    chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the
    class.

    She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

    "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

    "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for
    three
    days."

    The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten
    to
    title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
    Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She
    quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"

    "Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

    Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is
    more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks."

    Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around
    again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of
    laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little
    Johnny leaving the classroom.

    "Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

    "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
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    AWWWWW.....Cute!!

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