Thread: i'd love to be eight again!
02-08-2006, 12:51 PM #1
i'd love to be eight again!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big Bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you stupid idiot"
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
02-08-2006, 01:10 PM #2
02-09-2006, 04:49 AM #3
Let's keep praying for a cure.
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Wed Jan 28 2009 (Ice Storm Accident)
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Broken Left Ankle - July 2004 ( fell off ladder)
Broken Left Ankle (Again) - May 2005 (car accident)
Sprained Left Ankle - November 2006 ( fell off my aunts porch on Thanksgiving Day)
Elmiron, Percocet, Pyridium, Elavil
02-12-2006, 07:45 AM #4
Oh that was great!!!!Hugs,
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time...
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