Dogs

[VickiB]

Many of you have probably read these before, but I've received it again and it's some of my favorite quotes.........Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen these yet. I especially like the second one!

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ------ Anonymous

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. ----- Will Rogers

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ----- Ann Landers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ----- Ben Williams

Dogs are the only things on earth that love you more than they love themselves. ----- Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ----- Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
----- M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
----- Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
----- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. ----- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. ----- Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ----- Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'----- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. -----Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them. ----- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
----Anonymous

[dancemomof2]

Those quotes are so true. Thanks for posting them.

[tigger_gal]

I loved them.. thanks for sharing...
Brat

[ICNDonna]

You are so right.

Donna

[ICNJess]

I so agree with that second one!! I also loved this one: There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ----- Ben Williams

Whenever I feel kinda down, all I have to do is sit on the floor near my Kiki and she comes running up to me and nearly knocks me over, gives me kisses all over my face, and the harder I laugh, the harder she tries to get to my face--and the harder her tail wags.

[stacey79]

Wonderful! Thanks for sharing!