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    the mommy test

    So you can all laugh
    THE MOMMY TEST

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
    something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
    her
    not to do that.
    "Why?"
    "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and
    probably has germs."
    At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
    asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
    "Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's
    on
    the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
    Mommy."
    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
    evidently pondering this new information.
    "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be
    the Daddy."

    When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

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    I like that...

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    OMG that is great!!!!! LMAO
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    4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
    5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
    5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
    6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
    7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.





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    thats so cute even my hubby thought it was funny and he had to be the daddy.
    michelle

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    That is priceless!
    I'll have to show this to my husband!
    Jenny

    Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
    - John Wooden

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    That was priceless!!!
    Rhea

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."

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