Thread: the mommy test
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02-02-2005, 10:11 AM #1
the mommy test
So you can all laugh
THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her
not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and
probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's
on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be
the Daddy."
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
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02-02-2005, 10:13 AM #2No longer active
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I like that...
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02-02-2005, 11:16 AM #3
OMG that is great!!!!! LMAO
Medicine taken daily or as needed:
1. Heaprin and Marcaine rescue installment 1 to 3x daily as needed.
2. MS.Cotin 100mg 3x daily
3. MSIR 30mg 1 or 2 every 4-6hrs as needed for breakthrew pain.
4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.




I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore!
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02-02-2005, 01:38 PM #4
thats so cute even my hubby thought it was funny and he had to be the daddy.
michelle
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02-02-2005, 02:06 PM #5
That is priceless!
I'll have to show this to my husband!
Jenny
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
- John Wooden
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IC, IBS, PFD, CFS-FM, PCOS, RLS, TMJ
Wife, stay at home mother of two beautiful girls, former art teacher and architect
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02-02-2005, 04:26 PM #6
That was priceless!!!
Rhea
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
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