VickiB
09-05-2004, 11:11 AM
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation takes place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 4:30 AM. When it went off, I shut
it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" She said,
"Wear a sweater."
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 4:30 AM. When it went off, I shut
it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" She said,
"Wear a sweater."