Gonna be a bear

[ICNDonna]

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup. Gonna be a bear!!

[donutgirl]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I LOVE that!!! I wanna be a bear too...

DIANE

[SharonA]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Very funny. I don't think I want to be a bear. I would probably be caught and end up in a circus riding around in a circle on a tiny bicycle wearing a tutu. :tsk: :D

[Katrina]

Sharon....you definatly have a special way about you! :kiss: :lmao:

I think I would love to be a bear.

[arcticfox]

Donna,

I have had that one email sent to me before and I think it is just precious! Thanks for the cheer up!

Lynn :)

[gwynnie]

me!!!!!! i wanna be a bear.......

[Dixiefireball]

loved it :grouphug:
Rhonda

[jen_dahling]

Lol!

[emilyrose197377]

I loved your poem. Hope all si well with you.