Dixiefireball
08-03-2004, 07:31 AM
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds to the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained I've been a little sick to my stomach the older doctor said well you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've eating and see if that does the trick?
As they left the younger mans said you didn't even examine that woman how'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?
I didn't have to you noticed i dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? when i bent over to pick it up i noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. that was what was probably making her sick
Huh the younger doctor said pretty sneaky I think I'll try that at the next house.
arriving at the next house they spent several minutes talking with an elderly woman she complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did I'm feeling terribly run down lately you've probably been doing too much work for the church the younger doctor told her perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps
As they left the elder doctor said your diagnosis is almost certainly correct but how did you arrive at it?
Well, just like you at the last house I dropped my stethoscope when I bent down to retrieve it I noticed the preacher under the bed.
a little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill
mommy she said can we leave now no her mother replied well i think i have to throw up
then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat did you throw up her mother asked yes the little girl replied well how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?
I didn't have to go out of the church mommy the little girl replied they have a box next to the front door that says for the sick.
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle horses and weather to how things used to e in the good old days eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses one gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked Roy aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?
yep we sure are roy replied well are you gonna do anything special to celebrate another man asked the old gentleman pondered this for a moment then replied for our 25th anniversary i took the misses to Tucson for out 50th I'm thinking about going down there again to pick her up
Hope you liked these.
Rhonda
At the first house a woman complained I've been a little sick to my stomach the older doctor said well you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've eating and see if that does the trick?
As they left the younger mans said you didn't even examine that woman how'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?
I didn't have to you noticed i dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? when i bent over to pick it up i noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. that was what was probably making her sick
Huh the younger doctor said pretty sneaky I think I'll try that at the next house.
arriving at the next house they spent several minutes talking with an elderly woman she complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did I'm feeling terribly run down lately you've probably been doing too much work for the church the younger doctor told her perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps
As they left the elder doctor said your diagnosis is almost certainly correct but how did you arrive at it?
Well, just like you at the last house I dropped my stethoscope when I bent down to retrieve it I noticed the preacher under the bed.
a little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill
mommy she said can we leave now no her mother replied well i think i have to throw up
then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat did you throw up her mother asked yes the little girl replied well how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?
I didn't have to go out of the church mommy the little girl replied they have a box next to the front door that says for the sick.
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle horses and weather to how things used to e in the good old days eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses one gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked Roy aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?
yep we sure are roy replied well are you gonna do anything special to celebrate another man asked the old gentleman pondered this for a moment then replied for our 25th anniversary i took the misses to Tucson for out 50th I'm thinking about going down there again to pick her up
Hope you liked these.
Rhonda