Dixiefireball
06-28-2004, 09:08 AM
A fourth grade class was doing a project on the automobile industry. The teacher was emphasising the important role of Henry Ford whose assembly lines has lowered unit production costs dramatically. to make sure the class understood what she had been saying she asked them, "So what did henry Ford invent that made buying a car more affordable?
One boy immediately piped up, Zero percent financing!
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The young graduate from Harvard was so excited just thinking about his future He gets into a taxi to a cheerful hello from the driver and how are you on this lovely day
I'm in the class of 2001 have just graduated from Harvard and I can't wait to see what the future has in store for me. The driver looks back and shakes the young man by the hand and introduces himself. Hi, I'm Mitch- Class of 99
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A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old testament story moving around the class she saw many beautiful and moving drawings Then she came to Johnny why is it always Johnny and saw his picture of a man driving an old car.
it's a lovely picture johnny but what is the story
it's simple Miss Doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden!
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A young man decided to join the police force as a recruit he was asked during the exam what would you do it you had to arrest our own mother?
"Call for backup He answered"
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The rural doctor came out to the farm to check on the farmers wife.
Upon arriving the doctor felt thirsty. He walked over to the well to bring up some cool water, but slipped and fell in.
The moral is that a doctor should take care of the sick and leave the well alone.
Hope you all liked them let me know what you think?
One boy immediately piped up, Zero percent financing!
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The young graduate from Harvard was so excited just thinking about his future He gets into a taxi to a cheerful hello from the driver and how are you on this lovely day
I'm in the class of 2001 have just graduated from Harvard and I can't wait to see what the future has in store for me. The driver looks back and shakes the young man by the hand and introduces himself. Hi, I'm Mitch- Class of 99
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A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old testament story moving around the class she saw many beautiful and moving drawings Then she came to Johnny why is it always Johnny and saw his picture of a man driving an old car.
it's a lovely picture johnny but what is the story
it's simple Miss Doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden!
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A young man decided to join the police force as a recruit he was asked during the exam what would you do it you had to arrest our own mother?
"Call for backup He answered"
___________________________________________
The rural doctor came out to the farm to check on the farmers wife.
Upon arriving the doctor felt thirsty. He walked over to the well to bring up some cool water, but slipped and fell in.
The moral is that a doctor should take care of the sick and leave the well alone.
Hope you all liked them let me know what you think?