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sleepyangel30
06-08-2004, 01:48 AM
This is something I found online. It's true we need to laugh more. I'm not a giggle box, But I do laugh alot. Laughing heals the soul and its the best medicine ever. I stop stressing over this chronic illness. stressing about it will only make it even worse. so laughter does make a difference. I feel alot better than I did months ago. I have not had any more flares for so long and my love making life with hubby keeps getting better and better and I thank the lord for that. I pray every single day and I wont give up. When we praise we raise.


We Need To Laugh More!


Laughter lifts us up. Life becomes worth living. We experience that vanishing state of being called relaxation. We stress less and enjoy other people more. We become fully present in the moment.

" Life is too important to be taken seriously." ~Oscar Wilde

We are a serious nation with serious people who have serious health problems, many of which are related to stress. Laughter relieves stress. Through laughter we cope with our fear and anger, the two emotions which result in stress.
It allows us to be creative and to work harder but more comfortably.
It decreases isolation. Laughter allows us to bond with other people and ease our loneliness.
It's contagious. Laughter creates laughter. Allowing laughter to swell into a movement across the land would reduce our growing anger and violence.
It's universal. Everybody can laugh. Human beings are born with the gift of laughter. A sense of humor is not necessary to laugh.
It reduces aggression and conflict. People laughing are unable to hold each other at sword point. Some how there is no longer a point, only acceptable differences.
It relieves anxiety. One cannot laugh and be afraid simultaneously. It's physically impossible. Laughter also shrinks the source and size of our fears.
Above all else, it's fun. It gives us back our playfulness, a characteristic of all mankind.
Laughter is a natural, physical process which releases pain, physically and emotionally. It is part of the body's biological drug store. Introduce more laughter in your life and revel in the opportunity to need fewer or no drugs at all to revel in the experience of your everyday life.

Calli
06-08-2004, 01:58 AM
ok, I agree so here's something to laugh about. It's not about medicating yourself but.....

yes, ladies and gentlemen... YOUR CAT!:dogrun:

:D

How to medicate your cat ...



1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.

Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.



2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.

Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.



3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw away soggy pill.



4. Take new pill from foil, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand.

Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.



5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call partner in from garden.



6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get partner to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.



7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make a note to buy another ruler and to repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.



8. Wrap cat in large towel and get partner to lie on cat with its head just visible from below partner's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw; force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.



9. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to partner's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.



10. Retrieve cat form neighbours shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard, close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.



11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.



12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into a fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.



13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour half a pint of water down throat to wash pill down.



14. Get partner to drive you to emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye.



Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table.

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