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ICNDonna
05-17-2004, 06:46 PM
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 70-year-old woman
was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, the relatives came to visit.

May we see the new baby? one asked "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll
make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?

"No, not yet," said the mother. After more time had elapsed, they
asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"Not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
CRIES??"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."

Sandy N.
05-18-2004, 12:13 AM
Donna I love that one. How true how true. At awork there are 3 of us over 50 and many days we all have our sometimers disease...Sometimes we remember and sometimes we dont...;)

Iris
05-18-2004, 12:40 PM
Loved it Donna, know the feeling, I call them brain freezes now, thanks for the laugh, hugs Iris.:hi: :thumbsup: :flower:

felineperson3
05-18-2004, 12:44 PM
Good one, Donna,

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

I guess that's the reason God usually gives babies to us when we're younger--:)

Hugs & blessings--:cat:

Lou
05-18-2004, 12:47 PM
I don't mind forgetting a few things....because I always have those "flash" backs!!!