Dixiefireball
05-13-2004, 03:53 PM
Baptist Bathroom
> > > >
> > > > A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
her
> > and
> > > > her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for
> reservations.
> > > > She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and
> > > modern,
> > > > but couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her
letter.
> > > > So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode."
> > > > Once written down she still was not comfortable. Finally she
decided
> > > > on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have
its
> > own
> > > > "B.C.?"
> > > >
> > > > When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't figure
> out
> > > > what she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers,
one
> > of
> > > > whom suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist
> > > > Church since there was letterhead on the paper which referred to a
> > > Baptist
> > > > Church.
> > > > So he sent this reply.
> > > >
> > > > Dear Madam:
> > > >
> > > > The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a beautiful
> > grove
> > > > of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit
of
> > > going
> > > > regularly.
> > > > No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people
at
> > one
> > >
> > > > time, and
> > > > it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week. Some
folks
> > > like to
> > > > take their
> > > > lunch and make a day of it.
> > > >
> > > > The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the
quietest
> > > > passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
> husband
> > > > there.
> > > > We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old
> > ones
> > > have
> > > > holes in them.
> > > >
> > > > Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
> > regularly.
> > > > It's been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very
> > much
> > > > not to be able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be
> more
> > > of
> > > > an effort, especially in cold weather. Perhaps I could accompany
you
> > the
> > > > first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the
other
> > > folks
> > > > who will be there.
> > > >
> > > > I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
> > > >
> > > > Camp Director
> > > >
This was sent to me by email from a friend i really liked it
:thumbsup: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
> > > >
> > > > A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
her
> > and
> > > > her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for
> reservations.
> > > > She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and
> > > modern,
> > > > but couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her
letter.
> > > > So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode."
> > > > Once written down she still was not comfortable. Finally she
decided
> > > > on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have
its
> > own
> > > > "B.C.?"
> > > >
> > > > When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't figure
> out
> > > > what she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers,
one
> > of
> > > > whom suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist
> > > > Church since there was letterhead on the paper which referred to a
> > > Baptist
> > > > Church.
> > > > So he sent this reply.
> > > >
> > > > Dear Madam:
> > > >
> > > > The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a beautiful
> > grove
> > > > of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit
of
> > > going
> > > > regularly.
> > > > No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people
at
> > one
> > >
> > > > time, and
> > > > it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week. Some
folks
> > > like to
> > > > take their
> > > > lunch and make a day of it.
> > > >
> > > > The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the
quietest
> > > > passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
> husband
> > > > there.
> > > > We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old
> > ones
> > > have
> > > > holes in them.
> > > >
> > > > Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
> > regularly.
> > > > It's been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very
> > much
> > > > not to be able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be
> more
> > > of
> > > > an effort, especially in cold weather. Perhaps I could accompany
you
> > the
> > > > first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the
other
> > > folks
> > > > who will be there.
> > > >
> > > > I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
> > > >
> > > > Camp Director
> > > >
This was sent to me by email from a friend i really liked it
:thumbsup: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: