Drugstore

[creatingkarma]

Jacob, 92, & Rebecca, 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding & on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacog suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist anwers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs & walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds & sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Great! Then we'd like to use this store as our bridal registry!"

[Babs RN]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: OMG that is hilarious.

Have a pain free day everybody.

Barb

[Dixiefireball]

lol that is a good one.