VickiB
05-05-2010, 11:40 AM
In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a septic tank truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in"
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
On a church bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is getting expensive!"
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet? -Miss a car payment!"
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinary waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
At a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
"Time wounds all heels."
On a septic tank truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in"
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
On a church bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is getting expensive!"
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet? -Miss a car payment!"
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinary waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
At a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."