VickiB
03-26-2010, 09:35 AM
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello,.....I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'start for me and........
Customer: Listen pal, don't get technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah,..........thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and walk ten paces back.
Customer: OK!
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's one here. Aaah,...this one works!
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Customer: I can't get on the internet.
Tech Support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Yes. Five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech Support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh,...sorry.....Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend put a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse it disappears!
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
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Tech Support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech Support: 'P',...on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! :cussing:
Customer: A white one.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello,.....I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'start for me and........
Customer: Listen pal, don't get technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah,..........thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and walk ten paces back.
Customer: OK!
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's one here. Aaah,...this one works!
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Customer: I can't get on the internet.
Tech Support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Yes. Five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech Support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh,...sorry.....Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend put a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse it disappears!
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
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Tech Support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech Support: 'P',...on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! :cussing: