amaranthe
05-14-2009, 02:54 AM
An old man and old woman go to the Dr. to get their checkups. The Dr. tells them that they are both in pretty good shape, but that they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, the couple are watching tv together when the old man gets up. "Where are you going?" the old lady asks.
"To the kitchen" says the old man.
"Well bring me back some vanilla ice cream!" she said.
"Alright." he replies
"Dont you think you should write it down?" she asked.
"No...vanilla ice cream. I got it!" he said
"Could you put some stawberries and whip cream on it?" she asked.
"Alright" he says
"Dont you think you need to write it down?" she asks
"No! I got it..vanilla ice cream with stawberries and whip cream!" he says
Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
"You forgot my :cussing: toast!!!!"
Later that night, the couple are watching tv together when the old man gets up. "Where are you going?" the old lady asks.
"To the kitchen" says the old man.
"Well bring me back some vanilla ice cream!" she said.
"Alright." he replies
"Dont you think you should write it down?" she asked.
"No...vanilla ice cream. I got it!" he said
"Could you put some stawberries and whip cream on it?" she asked.
"Alright" he says
"Dont you think you need to write it down?" she asks
"No! I got it..vanilla ice cream with stawberries and whip cream!" he says
Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
"You forgot my :cussing: toast!!!!"