tigger_gal
05-08-2009, 01:55 PM
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
and either take music
or dance classes
.
There is no fast food.
Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework,
and complete science
projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man
will have to budget in
money for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and
relatives, and send
cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make
one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per
child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or
cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.
The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.
During one
of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to
read a book to the kids each
night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth, and length of labor,
each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!
After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
youthink will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think
can handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.
Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
and either take music
or dance classes
.
There is no fast food.
Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework,
and complete science
projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man
will have to budget in
money for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and
relatives, and send
cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make
one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per
child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or
cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.
The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.
During one
of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to
read a book to the kids each
night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth, and length of labor,
each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!
After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
youthink will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think
can handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.