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tigger_gal
05-08-2009, 01:55 PM
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.


Each kid will play two sports
and either take music
or dance classes
.


There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework,
and complete science
projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.


In addition, each man
will have to budget in
money for groceries each week.


Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and
relatives, and send
cards out on time--no emailing.


Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per
child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or
cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.


The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.


During one
of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids each
night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth, and length of labor,
each child's favorite color, middle name,

favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!


After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
youthink will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think
can handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.

amaranthe
05-08-2009, 02:15 PM
Love it! :lmao: :biglaugh: That's the best one I've seen in a long time! Definately will be passing this one along (and I NEVER FWD jokes or anything else!) THe only thing I would add, is of course as an IC, Fibro, Endo, and Lupus patient, that my husband must choose at least one of my diseases to have during his experiance. Then, he can add doing self instills and Drs visits for self to the list of things he dose and also he will have to make all the meals IC friendly, all the while listening to others complain. :Biglaugh:

Now ladies, since this was Cindy's idea, we know her DH obviously gets the first spot on the island. But, since I am #2 posting, my DH gets the 2nd spot. Tee-hee! :)

(This weekened would be a great one for my DH to start b/c as we speak, I have 5 8yr old boys running loose in my house, for my son's 8th birthday. (DH of course just popped in for pizza, cake and present opening, as though he were one of our honored guests, and then left. :tsk: )

Anyway, great job, Cindy, that's the best laugh I've had in a loong time!

tigger_gal
05-08-2009, 02:25 PM
:biglaugh: Dave with Jake and Savannah for 6 weeks... woohoo ... lets book a trip some where! you do know they will be put in the mental ward by day 5, if it takes that long.
you are a brave soul 8 kids in your house at one time lol! Happy birthday to the little guy.

Preacher-Girl
05-08-2009, 02:36 PM
That was too funny!!!! I laughed, I cried......

amaranthe
05-08-2009, 04:16 PM
That was too funny!!!! I laughed, I cried......

Me too! I already called all my Mom friends and read it to them. They are reserving spots on the island for their DH's too. They say we should all go to a spa somewhere together during their 6 weeks, (with a huge screen playing Husband survivor in real time), so we can all howl wiith laughter together! What do you guys say? I am in! :)

Preacher-Girl
05-08-2009, 04:37 PM
I'm in. My husband needs to go. My favorite part was "The last man wins only if he still has the energy to be intimate with his wife at a moments notice."

Uh....that's when I started cryin. It's so true.:biglaugh:

VickiB
05-08-2009, 06:57 PM
This is funny! I have to email it to all my friends.

we should all go to a spa somewhere together during their 6 weeks

Count me in!

Vicki

tigger_gal
05-09-2009, 05:48 AM
count me in too for the spa, its easier to get a dog sitter then a babysitter.

Cali girl
05-09-2009, 08:17 AM
That was so funny! :lmao: I'd have to say my husband wouldn't last 2 days on that island before trying to make a break for it.

maryla
05-09-2009, 11:09 AM
They wouldn't last an hour, especially throwing in the IC, biologically speaking their pain recepters are different, which means women can handle pain better. My former husband use to act like he was dying when he had a headache.

Blessings

Preacher-Girl
05-09-2009, 01:37 PM
That was funny Mary!

amaranthe
05-09-2009, 03:55 PM
That was so funny! :lmao: I'd have to say my husband wouldn't last 2 days on that island before trying to make a break for it.

You know they'd be swimming so hard to get off that island that they'd make Michael Phelps look like he's only been wading in one of those plastic pools all these years!:lmao: