The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[Donna L]

> The miracle of toilet paper
> > Doesn't this sound
> > just like a man??
> >
> >
> > >> The miracle of
> > toilet paper
> > >>>> >>
> > >>>>
> > >> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
> > >>>> mirror , complaining to my
> > >>>> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead
> > of
> > >>>> characteristically
> > >>>> telling me it's not
> > so, he uncharacteristically
> > >>>> comes up with a
> > >>>>
> > suggestion.
> > "If you want your
> > breasts to grow, then every day
> > take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a
> > few seconds."
> Willing to try anything,
> > I fetch a piece of toilet
> > >>>> paper and stand in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
> "How long will this take?" I ask? They will
> > grow
> > larger over a period
> >of years," he
> > replies. I stop. "Do you really think
> > rubbing a piece of
> > >>>> toilet paper between my breasts every day will
> > make my breasts larger over the
> > years?"
> Without missing a beat he
> > says, "Worked for your
> > butt, didn't it?"
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of
> > therapy,
> > may even walk
> > again. Stupid,
> > stupid man.

[Dixiefireball]

:bonk: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[Cali girl]

:biglaugh: :toosh: :D

Absolutely loved it!

Cali

[felineperson3]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
I had read this one before and thought it was funny then and this time around, too.
Thanks for sharing the laugh-

Hugs & blessings to all--

[ICchell]

That was a good one:biglaugh: loved it!