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VickiB
01-30-2009, 01:48 PM
Studies show:

98% of americans say "oh @#&!@" before going in the ditch on a slippery road.

The other 2% are from wisconsin and they say, "hold my beer and watch this."

TexasHoney
02-20-2009, 01:21 PM
The same thing could be said about Texans. Especially out in the country where my Mom and Dad live.:D

Briza
02-20-2009, 02:03 PM
The same thing could be said about Texans. Especially out in the country where my Mom and Dad live.:D

lol....do you mean oh #$#! OR hold my beer and watch this?! :lmao:

I'm from the flatlands where it rarely if ever freezes or rains so if confronted with a windy road or a ditch or icy/wet road I would probably say both!!!!!!!!:bonk:

VickiB
02-20-2009, 02:38 PM
In hindsight I decided this thread may have been in bad form. I was not picking on WI! You have to understand, I'm originally from Wisconsin. If two roads met there was likely a bar on two of the four corners! Beer & brats! How I miss them! Over the holidays people would leave a shot of brandy in their mailbox for the mailman. He must've been pretty wasted by the time he reached the end of his route!

And Texas! Yeah, form WI I moved to Texas, spending my next 10 years there. Of course, it's a BIG state. I was in the Austin, then Odessa areas. Give them a little bit of ice and watch out! When I lived there it was still legal to drink & drive. I don't mean have a drink then get in your car and drive,...I mean you could drive down the road, beer in hand just like it was a soda, and it was perfectly okay. I suppose that's long gone today!

Ah Bri, you folks in the south don't know what fun you're missing! A normal drive is boring. Throw in some snow & ice and every trip is a new adventure!

Vicki

Briza
02-20-2009, 02:57 PM
LOL Vick, probably not politically correct but this IS the bathroom humor forum after all...so we Texans or Wisconsins can handle it, regardless the form :)
bahahahaahha that is so funny about the brandy in the mailbox for the mailman!!!!!!!!!

Yes, you are right...open container law in TX has been in effect for some time now......ahhh the good old days :biglaugh:

dg2901
02-20-2009, 05:58 PM
Just curious if the WI postal service is hiring:hmm:

VickiB
02-20-2009, 06:11 PM
Just curious if the WI postal service is hiring

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I imagine like the TX open container law, that shot of brandy for the mailman is a thing of the past! Ah! for the good ole' days!

Goldfinch
02-21-2009, 09:32 AM
There is a third option, used by my daughter after she's in the ditch: "How did I get here? It wasn't MY fault!"