Menopause/PMS joke of the day

[Briza]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring

the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When

I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.



Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb a$$.

[cia]

Diamonds make much more interesting scratchy marks when he doesn't know it's time to stay out of your way!