ICNDonna
10-11-2008, 04:09 PM
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask
that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says, 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun
fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they
get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child', said the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm
Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a
Halloween
party.'
WHOO HOO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask
that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says, 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun
fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they
get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child', said the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm
Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a
Halloween
party.'
WHOO HOO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!