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Annie2
05-27-2008, 10:49 AM
The Lawnmower Lesson


A good lesson for all...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow, I always had
something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -
always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute and,
and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral of the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.

mary124
05-27-2008, 11:13 AM
Cute! Either someone been married too long or not long enough!