crkshnks79
05-09-2008, 03:21 PM
Larry forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked
> >off at him. She
> > told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
> >that
> > goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
> > The next morning, Larry got up really early. When his wife woke up a
> >couple of hours
> > later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small
> > gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused,
> >the wife
> > put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
> >house.
> > She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
> > Larry is not yet well enough to have visitors.
> >
> >
> >off at him. She
> > told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
> >that
> > goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
> > The next morning, Larry got up really early. When his wife woke up a
> >couple of hours
> > later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small
> > gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused,
> >the wife
> > put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
> >house.
> > She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
> > Larry is not yet well enough to have visitors.
> >
> >