Questions That Make You Go, "Hmmm."

[Annie2]

Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'..

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Where's that extra penny going?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon

Before we figured out it would be

A good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court,

Is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,

Which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,

Why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse
Drive in the carpool lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons,
Does morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


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[SharonA]

:biglaugh:

[Berkshire Road]

Hmmm.

[Claredale]

So many of those questions reminded me of what my grandfather would always ask me when I was a kid. I was always so confused! Thanks for the laugh!

[PurpleKitty]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: Great laugh to start the week. Thanks for sharing :)

[VickiB]

Those are great,...I need to copy and send on to my family!

But, -I think I know the answers to one of them! May I?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'..
But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going?

I think it went to the government for taxes! -I'm sorry, but it's that time of year in the US, ya know?

Vicki

[ICNDonna]

I already copied to several people!

:)
Donna

[TexasHoney]

Those are funny.:smile tee

Thanks for sharing