VickiB
04-01-2008, 03:02 PM
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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Just wanted to add, that this is not in any way 'anti-male', but rather passing along the humorous emails I received from my sister-in-law. Hmmm,...what does that say about my brother?!
Nah, my brother's a sweetie! -She's lucky to share him with me!
Vicki
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
**************************************************
Just wanted to add, that this is not in any way 'anti-male', but rather passing along the humorous emails I received from my sister-in-law. Hmmm,...what does that say about my brother?!
Nah, my brother's a sweetie! -She's lucky to share him with me!
Vicki