hdb1982
01-19-2008, 04:57 PM
You are a REAL West Virginian if:
1. You can properly pronounce Kanawha, Monongahela, Appalachia,
Pocahantas.
2. You think people who complain about the weather in their states are sissies.
3. You know what a holler really is.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the road)
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a WVU football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, pop, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Ford F-350 4x4 Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing or ketchup.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.
19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day.
20. No matter where or when you yell or hear "Lets Go"!! You know the required response is to follow.
(HOW MANY APPLY TO YOU LESLIE?? MY FELLOW MOUNTAINEER? LOL)
1. You can properly pronounce Kanawha, Monongahela, Appalachia,
Pocahantas.
2. You think people who complain about the weather in their states are sissies.
3. You know what a holler really is.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the road)
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a WVU football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, pop, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Ford F-350 4x4 Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing or ketchup.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.
19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day.
20. No matter where or when you yell or hear "Lets Go"!! You know the required response is to follow.
(HOW MANY APPLY TO YOU LESLIE?? MY FELLOW MOUNTAINEER? LOL)