ICNJess
01-18-2004, 07:25 AM
Susan emailed me this joke and I wanted to share it. lmao Enjoy!
The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 4 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just
as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed 4 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 8
times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed
at all.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed four times, then said, "Oh ****!"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 2 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the cat and farted!
The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 4 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just
as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed 4 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 8
times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed
at all.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed four times, then said, "Oh ****!"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 2 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the cat and farted!