WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MAXINE

[felineperson3]

hi
I hope some of these give you a chuckle for the day-- :D

1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

5. Maxine on "Body Piercing" - "I'd get my tongue pierced, but I still have a little bit of brain left in my head."

6. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

7. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."

8. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

9.. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."

[auntiedeb]

:) :) :) lmao lmao

[ICNJess]

LOL Carley those were great! My favorite was about technology. OMG I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard!! lmao lmao

[Iris]

Carley, they were great, I loved the one on aging,a margarita sure does goes really well with it, unfortunately cannot drink them anymore. They were all so funny, loved the post, hugs Iris. hi lmao lmao lmao

[Dixiefireball]

Now that was good LOL thanks I needed a good laugh. grouphug lmao lmao lmao