Dixiefireball
01-28-2004, 07:48 AM
DUMB CROOK OF THE WEEK
A guy walked into a little country store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a case of beer that he wanted. He told the cashier to get it out of the cooler, but the cashier refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he gave him the case of beer.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
A guy walked into a little country store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a case of beer that he wanted. He told the cashier to get it out of the cooler, but the cashier refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he gave him the case of beer.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.