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ICNDonna
02-11-2007, 06:33 AM
There was a dumb (Being a former blonde, I refuse to say blonde!) who was driving around for hours looking for a parking space. She decided the only way was to pray for one, so she looked up to the sky and said, "Dear Lord, if you'll only find me a parking place, I will give up swearing, drinking, smoking, sex with my neighbor's husband, and all of my other bad habits. Amen"
She was totally amazed when she turned the next corner and there was a parking space! She again looked skyward and said, "Never mind, Lord --- I found one."
(This one is too dumb to sign my name!)
patricia1
02-11-2007, 07:51 AM
lol :lmao: thanks for not using blonde
traceann
02-11-2007, 08:00 AM
LMAO! That's a great one - copy that to send to my Mom-in-law!!!
Sarojini
02-11-2007, 08:04 AM
Hahahahaha.... :biglaugh:
That is a great one!!! Being auburn-haired, I am not offended ;)
Kara29
02-11-2007, 09:23 AM
Donna,
That did make me smile! Thanks!
Kara:smile tee
SandyRN
02-11-2007, 09:26 AM
Red Hair here too! LOL
tigger_gal
02-11-2007, 09:28 AM
roflmao that was funny :biglaugh:
L. Thomas
02-11-2007, 11:20 AM
There was this preacher and he was furious because someone was spreading rumors that he was a member of the KKK
After several demands directed at his congregation, a girl with “specific” hair color stood up and said:
I never said you were in the KKK I just said you were a wizard under the sheets.
SharonA
02-12-2007, 05:08 AM
Donna...A redhead here, too. You can tell all the dumb yellow hair jokes you want.
"Wizard under the sheets". Too funny. :lmao:
waterflow
02-12-2007, 10:50 AM
:lmao:
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