leelee88
01-29-2007, 01:20 PM
Ok All, I cant really go into detail, because I will get kicked off the board, but I wanted to share this with yall...
Last Sat night me and my husband and his parents and my sister and her husband had tickets to go see a comedian hypnotist..Well he selects people from the audience to participate..Well my husband is a sceptic and didnt think it was real nor did he think he could be hypnotised...LOL..well when they ask for volunteers he stood up and was picked along with 15 other people. They all went on stage and the hypnotist started, well 8 people went under, including my husband..OMG it was so funny..
He was told he had lost his dog and had to go find it, and the hypnotist gave the dog a name, which I cant say on the board, just imagine something you might say in the heat of the moment..so just use your imagination..well here goes Dom walking all through the audience calling his dog..Hes asking everyone if they had seen it...
Well after he walked around for awhile he was called back on stage, and he sat down, The hypnotist said he was giving them all a million dollar rabbits, that they loved dearly and would be extremely mad if something happened to there rabbit..and he also added that they were all glued to the chair so no matter what happened to the rabbit they could not get up to help it..well they were all sitting in there chairs petting ..umm these imaginary rabbits..lol and the hypnotist said they could let the rabbits run around, well they did and the hypnotist started stomping these rabbits, remb now there not real but the people in the chairs think they are... well my husband a very quite man, started yelling and cussing the hypnotist and flipping him off because he really thought his rabbit had got stomped...I was laughing so hard I almost feel out of my chair..
Now after that , he still was not done with them...lol
The hypnotist told them they all had crabs and it itched like nothing has itched before... so use your imagination..lol well the hypnotist told them that the only thing that would stop the itch was bottled water, so he put water bottles in front of there chairs..they all ran to the bottles and poured it all over themselves his pants were soaked...LOL..
He told one guy when he heard the song..
Burnin, burnin, burnin that his butt would be on fire and the only way to put it out was to scoot across the floor so as soon as that song would play he would grab his butt and drop to the floor and start scooting...OMG
Well after it was all over and my husband was un-hypnotised he came and sat down and said... When is the show going to start...LOL I said hun your were the show.. I have ordered a DVD so he can watch himself.. So he now believes you can be hypnotised!!!!!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Last Sat night me and my husband and his parents and my sister and her husband had tickets to go see a comedian hypnotist..Well he selects people from the audience to participate..Well my husband is a sceptic and didnt think it was real nor did he think he could be hypnotised...LOL..well when they ask for volunteers he stood up and was picked along with 15 other people. They all went on stage and the hypnotist started, well 8 people went under, including my husband..OMG it was so funny..
He was told he had lost his dog and had to go find it, and the hypnotist gave the dog a name, which I cant say on the board, just imagine something you might say in the heat of the moment..so just use your imagination..well here goes Dom walking all through the audience calling his dog..Hes asking everyone if they had seen it...
Well after he walked around for awhile he was called back on stage, and he sat down, The hypnotist said he was giving them all a million dollar rabbits, that they loved dearly and would be extremely mad if something happened to there rabbit..and he also added that they were all glued to the chair so no matter what happened to the rabbit they could not get up to help it..well they were all sitting in there chairs petting ..umm these imaginary rabbits..lol and the hypnotist said they could let the rabbits run around, well they did and the hypnotist started stomping these rabbits, remb now there not real but the people in the chairs think they are... well my husband a very quite man, started yelling and cussing the hypnotist and flipping him off because he really thought his rabbit had got stomped...I was laughing so hard I almost feel out of my chair..
Now after that , he still was not done with them...lol
The hypnotist told them they all had crabs and it itched like nothing has itched before... so use your imagination..lol well the hypnotist told them that the only thing that would stop the itch was bottled water, so he put water bottles in front of there chairs..they all ran to the bottles and poured it all over themselves his pants were soaked...LOL..
He told one guy when he heard the song..
Burnin, burnin, burnin that his butt would be on fire and the only way to put it out was to scoot across the floor so as soon as that song would play he would grab his butt and drop to the floor and start scooting...OMG
Well after it was all over and my husband was un-hypnotised he came and sat down and said... When is the show going to start...LOL I said hun your were the show.. I have ordered a DVD so he can watch himself.. So he now believes you can be hypnotised!!!!!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: