Poor Mom

[Dixiefireball]

Worn out after a day of laundry chores, asked her son, "Billy, why do you always get so dirty? You don't see me having to change clothes three times a day." "Oh," said the youngster, "that's because I'm much closer to the ground than you are."

I read this in the local paper and it gave me a giggle thought I would share.
Rhonda