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11-17-2005, 02:16 AM
One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store. When my sister left mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. she then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total
shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Susan, you've cooked a
pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
11-17-2005, 02:22 AM
OMG, that's great! I love that...sounds like something fun to do to someone actually.....
11-17-2005, 02:56 AM
:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
You sure do know how to turn around someone's day. Thanks for the laugh.
11-17-2005, 03:10 AM
My Sister-in-Laws parents always stuff a turkey with a chicken, then a chicken with something else and so on and so on... can't recall what, but it does seem to go on forever!!!
11-17-2005, 05:48 AM
OH yeah!! I know what you are talking about, I think a duck is involved too, um ugh, it's got a funny name. I am off to search for it......
11-17-2005, 05:50 AM
AH HA!!! It's called a "Turducken", I saw a think about it on the Food Network, I think you can even order them by mail, lol!!
Whew, got that outta my brain!!!
11-17-2005, 05:53 AM
You are so good at making me laugh!! :biglaugh:
11-17-2005, 05:54 AM
I have actually HAD a "Turducken" believe it or not. My father in law made it two years in a row. It's a turkey, stuffed with a layer of stuffing, then a duck, which is also stuffed with a thin layer of stuffing, and finally there is a Cornish hen inside. It was apparently a TON of work. And, the first time he made it, it kind of exploded (stuffing oozed everywhere)... and my husband, sister-in-law, and I kept secretly calling it the "Turd" for short.
11-17-2005, 06:05 AM
lol Jen :biglaugh: I can here you now asking, Dose any one else want a second serving of the turd? :biglaugh: Sorry don't mind my :loco: mind, but, really couldn't pass it up..
11-17-2005, 06:18 AM
Oh dear... Turd's Ready, you want cranberry and sprouts with that?
11-17-2005, 08:34 AM
Hey, I want some turd too please! And yes cranberries too...oh wait, hold the cranberries! LMAO!!!
11-17-2005, 08:58 AM
And exactly what would you like me to do with them now I am holding them???
11-17-2005, 11:54 AM
um....can you juggle???
11-17-2005, 12:53 PM
Only my men Darling, only my men...
11-17-2005, 01:09 PM
Whoa, that is one skill I never quite learned...maybe I shouldn't have dated 200 lb men.....
11-17-2005, 01:19 PM
God I am so glad I am only writing and not drinking... I can't afford to kill another laptop... I did that during NaNo last year!
11-17-2005, 01:44 PM
ooooh dead laptops! Gross!!!!! :dizzy:
11-17-2005, 01:49 PM
I know...and they both belong to my Mom so... *looks fritted coz her Mommy can be scary*
11-17-2005, 01:59 PM
OH NO....not Mom's laptops! Oh hell, I'd run to if I'd done that to my mom!! LOL
11-17-2005, 02:07 PM
I was watching some webcams looking for the Pendleton Witches when the hard drive crashed!!!
11-17-2005, 02:21 PM
She must have been so proud....LMAO!!!
11-17-2005, 02:25 PM
Umm, I don't think that was the exact word she used...
11-17-2005, 02:36 PM
Really??? I am surprised by that...hmmmm, I know, she thanked you profusely!?
11-17-2005, 02:44 PM
We so need that smilie!!!
11-18-2005, 03:04 AM
LOL, first off this joke has to be about my 13 year old daughter, she is the only one actually that dense with common sense and would believe it, other maybe some dumb rodent. Sweet kid book smart but otherwise dumb as a rock.
Cabela's sells Turdukens For 124.99 see link for picture.
Maybe if we all chip in we can afford one. It better be the best thing ever to pay that much money for something that will just be "turd" at the end
11-18-2005, 03:18 AM
My neighbor makes turds for thanksgiving. She said her family loves them. She promised to bring me the recipe so I can make Turds for my own family this Holiday season.
She's from New York, I thought she was joking when she said she makes turduckans for Thanksgiving. I had never heard of it before so it's weird for me that I'm seeing it posted here!
Wow, EVERYTHING is covered on this message board!
11-18-2005, 04:29 AM
LOL, isn't that the truth! Who knew a joke about a pregnant turkey would lead to this.... I saw someone make one on the Food Network, one of the places that mail-orders them... and thanks Stasny, now I am STARVING thanks to they yummy looking picture....... ugh.
11-18-2005, 04:51 AM
Just discovered this thread...to damn funny.
My husband wanted to cook one of those this year :biglaugh: I am going to print this and show it to him. I have to add: We are hosting HIS family for Thanksgiving this year...wouldn't that be nice to let my in-laws know we are having turd for dinner :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
11-18-2005, 05:36 AM
We're having roast turd... bring a bottle, no not a specimen bottle!!!
11-18-2005, 05:41 AM
Yeah, bring a bottle...I sure the heck will need a bottle by days end :biglaugh:
11-18-2005, 05:49 AM
Could Traceann, Tigger_Gal and myself interest you in our latest line in IC accessories; Buckets for Bottoms! They come in many styles and designs, and can be decorated to match your shoes, purse, and/or outfit...
11-18-2005, 05:49 AM
LOL :biglaugh: I sure will need a bottle after spending Thanksgiving yet again with my father-in-law.... especially since my hubby talked to him yesterday and he is considering making the Turd again, because one of my new brothers-in-law hasn't had one yet, even though before he said he was going to make a plain turkey...... :biglaugh:
He's renting 2 cabins in the Smoky Mountains for Thanksgiving since it is a central location and all the family will have to drive about the same distance to get there (except him --- he lives in WISCONSIN)... I can just see him hauling all the stuff needed to make this year's Turd up to the cabins...
I'll let you all know if we have the Turd or not :)
11-18-2005, 06:24 AM
Morgana: yes, I'll take one in black please. :biglaugh:
Jen: you have your hands full...good luck. Let us know ;)
11-18-2005, 06:38 AM
Plain black; patent black; black lace; black sequins; black leather; black pleather; black fake fur; black velvet; black latex with diamante trim?
11-18-2005, 06:40 AM
Geeze...to many choices. I do like lace...
11-18-2005, 08:06 AM
Make mine patent please!!!!! Woo hoo........ :) :woohoo:
11-18-2005, 08:10 AM
Sure it wouldn't be too much... I mean, I understand you prefer the minimalist look
*coughcough studded belt coughcough*
Sorry about all the choices Louann...it's a new business so we're still trying to judge our clientele's needs ;)
11-18-2005, 11:32 AM
I want sequins please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-18-2005, 11:35 AM
Exactly where would you like them Hon??? We need to know how high to stick them, there is the chafeage issue obviously ;)
11-18-2005, 05:16 PM
I think patent would be just fine...why the heck am I placing an order, I am a partner in this crime....ugh... hey did the order of buckets arrive yet???
11-18-2005, 06:33 PM
Walmart sells Turduckens.
There was a chef on Martha Stewart the other night that did a simplified version of Turducken.
Whoever has a Turducken for Thanksgiving has to take pictures and post them here.
11-18-2005, 08:20 PM
And if there are any amusing stories that go with them...we'd like them too!!!
Traceann: No, no buckets yet... on back order!!!
11-19-2005, 02:28 AM
now now Leslie I have seqiuns too.. should we get matching ones???
I think maybe the newer model of the neon pink fuzzy ones, with the battery operated halogen lamp above it and sign that says you are here, might cause some attraction.. mabye we should clarence them out..
I did howver find the ones with the auto wipe very well made and helpful.....
11-19-2005, 04:09 AM
There's also the model with the fake rhinestone thong... great for showing above your low rider jeans...if you can find a pair that will fit over it!!!
11-19-2005, 03:27 PM
Oh you're right Tigger, those might not have been the best design, next time we won't we won't design after drinking...all that water can make us a bit giddy I think. Maybe we should do some research and see if we can find a market for them somewhere other than "here", if you know what I mean... ;)
And, Mo I sure hope we get the buckets soon, Tigger's been working so hard and so good at marketing we are getting swamped with orders...ugh. Those darn "you-know-who's" ( ;) ;) ) anyway...I think they need a talking to, don't you?
Yes, I have noticed the rhinestone thong ones to a be a bit of problem with the fit...maybe we should design some jeans to accomodate them properly. What do you two think???
11-19-2005, 03:28 PM
And P.S. -- I agree with Diane, I want pictures of the turducken too!!! I must check out Walmart for one!
11-20-2005, 12:20 AM
Anyone want to bet that sales of Turds go through the roof this Turkey Day???
Think we can claim commission???
11-20-2005, 01:55 AM
lol we should with all of our word of mouth advertising.... I can see it now.. the sign
"Thank you to the gals on the icn for advertising our turds"
"please be gentle with our turd display"
"we have the best turd prices this year"
11-20-2005, 03:24 AM
Our Turds bruise easily... don't try before you buy???
11-20-2005, 10:42 AM
LOL, figures girls who pee too much would be talking about "turds" too....
11-20-2005, 08:15 PM
We know not what you mean...
Okay, if you buy that I have a nekkid Gil Grissom that you might be interested in!
11-22-2005, 06:23 AM
Ummmmm, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, I have a nekkid Gil!!!! Me! mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.....
11-22-2005, 06:26 AM
11-24-2005, 02:37 AM
Yeesh...... mine mine mine mine mine...whatever gives you the notion I am possesive?? mine mine mine mine mine......
11-24-2005, 03:21 AM
You want I should answer that???
11-24-2005, 01:10 PM
Yes please...mine mine mine mine mine....I can't figure out why you'd think such a thing of me...mine mine mine mine mine......
11-24-2005, 08:20 PM
Neither can I!
11-28-2005, 02:42 AM
What you mean? mine mine mine mine...... I am just lost as to why you'd think that mine mine mine mine....
11-28-2005, 02:57 AM
You sound like one of the dwarves, but instead of we dig dig dig, you mine mine mine!
11-28-2005, 05:31 AM
Ooooh I hope it's a diamond mine...... I love diamonds...but don't want to have to dig them up myself, that would be no fun.
11-28-2005, 06:22 AM
And every one you see would be...
(Join in if you know the chorus!)
11-28-2005, 08:17 AM
I am afraid I don't know whatever you might mean.......
11-28-2005, 08:45 AM
Like fluff you don't!!!
12-01-2005, 04:10 AM
Who.....me???? I am appalled!!!!
12-01-2005, 05:34 AM
That's a new word for it!!! *Eyebrows vanish into hairline*
12-01-2005, 10:35 AM
now I feel like the gutted turkey....... still hurt to much to sit ... I shall be back..
12-01-2005, 11:03 AM
Rest easy... and remove your bucket, it'll make the chair more comfortable!
Get well soon
12-02-2005, 02:20 AM
:headbang: :headbang: omg thats what I am doing wrong :bonk: :bonk: gggeeezz.. I feel so stupid now.... ok i'll detatch the bucket and try to lay down again........
I got alot of great movies to watch.. Ash got me some from movie mania.. so far I watched 2 whole ones with out falling asleep :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
12-02-2005, 03:15 AM
I should think falling asleep would be just what your body is asking for right now...
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