K9wife
08-13-2005, 12:41 AM
A group from a psychiatric institution was going on an outing to a baseball game, under the supervision of staff. They all appeared well-groomed, well behaved, etc., and to the amazement of those spectatotors watching the group, as the National anthem was sung, the Dr. shouted out "Stand, nuts!" at which point the patients obediently stood. As the song finshed the Dr shouted, "Sit, nuts!" and once again, the patients sat down immediately. As the home team scored the Dr. ordered them, "Clap, nuts!" and of course, hands clapped wildly as ordered. When the umpire made a call that did not meet the liking of the spectators he advised the patients, "Boo, nuts!" with responding "BOOs" from the patient group.
Feeling confident his group was in control, the Dr. left for a few minutes to get a drink, and upon coming back he found an absolute RIOT in the stands between his patients and the other spectators seated nearby. He approached his frazzled assistant and shouted, "What's going on here?!?" The assistant said nervously, "Well, everything was going just fine until the vendor came by and shouted PEANUTS!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :biglaugh:
Just a little humor for all those who spend their days
in the potty!
Feeling confident his group was in control, the Dr. left for a few minutes to get a drink, and upon coming back he found an absolute RIOT in the stands between his patients and the other spectators seated nearby. He approached his frazzled assistant and shouted, "What's going on here?!?" The assistant said nervously, "Well, everything was going just fine until the vendor came by and shouted PEANUTS!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :biglaugh:
Just a little humor for all those who spend their days
in the potty!