Sarojini
06-17-2005, 09:11 AM
AGGH... I went to have my pre-employment drug test today.
Of course, I went to the facility having to go to the bathroom, but they made me wait soooooo long to go that my bladder went into complete spasm and I couldn't go when it was time to!!! :mad: That always happens if I'm made to wait. Then the lady starts banging on the door telling me to get out and go drink water because there were other people waiting, of course. So I get out and do that, but I know my bladder is already full -- I JUST CAN'T GO and I'm IN AGONY. My husband offered to go home and get me a catheter but of course, they don't let you take anything into the stupid bathroom with you, so that option was out.
So then I go back in there, and FINALLY get some urine out, just enough for the test -- and it is the GROSSEST urine, with pieces of my bladder in it. The only thing better would have been if I were taking Urised and had blue pee :lmao:
(I also took a nice poop in the test room toilet for good measure -- all that pushing to pee made me have to, oh well ;) ) I think I plugged it up too :biglaugh:
So I go out there and the lady looks at my gross pee and looks at me and looks at my pee and says finally, "Are you ok???" I said "NO -- I have interstitial cystitis. My urine looks like that a LOT. In addition, I can't pee half the time without a catheter and the other half of the time I'm on the can every 10 minutes. It hurts badly either way and that is why I am on all these damn pills!" *I hold up plastic grocery bag filled with medicines*
She just looked at me with a horrified look and said "Oh my God, you poor dear, bless your little heart!" And I swear I thought she was going to cry. She wrote "poor girl has bad bladder condition, takes pain meds & can't urinate well" on my form, I swear. Then I told her I probably clogged the toilet and she said it was okay, she'd plunge it :lmao:
I am telling you... it has been a hellish day. I feel feverish. May be getting a UTI or a cold. I can't tell which. Sad, isn't it?
Of course, I went to the facility having to go to the bathroom, but they made me wait soooooo long to go that my bladder went into complete spasm and I couldn't go when it was time to!!! :mad: That always happens if I'm made to wait. Then the lady starts banging on the door telling me to get out and go drink water because there were other people waiting, of course. So I get out and do that, but I know my bladder is already full -- I JUST CAN'T GO and I'm IN AGONY. My husband offered to go home and get me a catheter but of course, they don't let you take anything into the stupid bathroom with you, so that option was out.
So then I go back in there, and FINALLY get some urine out, just enough for the test -- and it is the GROSSEST urine, with pieces of my bladder in it. The only thing better would have been if I were taking Urised and had blue pee :lmao:
(I also took a nice poop in the test room toilet for good measure -- all that pushing to pee made me have to, oh well ;) ) I think I plugged it up too :biglaugh:
So I go out there and the lady looks at my gross pee and looks at me and looks at my pee and says finally, "Are you ok???" I said "NO -- I have interstitial cystitis. My urine looks like that a LOT. In addition, I can't pee half the time without a catheter and the other half of the time I'm on the can every 10 minutes. It hurts badly either way and that is why I am on all these damn pills!" *I hold up plastic grocery bag filled with medicines*
She just looked at me with a horrified look and said "Oh my God, you poor dear, bless your little heart!" And I swear I thought she was going to cry. She wrote "poor girl has bad bladder condition, takes pain meds & can't urinate well" on my form, I swear. Then I told her I probably clogged the toilet and she said it was okay, she'd plunge it :lmao:
I am telling you... it has been a hellish day. I feel feverish. May be getting a UTI or a cold. I can't tell which. Sad, isn't it?