A poem for girls...

[tigger_gal]

I got this in email today.. and the mood I'm in it kinda hit the spot.. please don't take offence at the end....

A poem for girls...

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a__.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a B____.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot, Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D___!?!

[patricia1]

Brat I loved it :biglaugh: . Thanks brightens up the day

[JenG]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: Very Funny!!!

[Sarojini]

:biglaugh: That's hilarious :) Thanks for sharing :)

[VickiB]

I'm tempted to post that on my studio door!

Thanks!

[SharonA]

:lmao: I agree about jewelry being better than flowers. Flowers die, diamonds are forever. :D

[TexasHoney]

That's cute. I especially liked part not diving in circles. lol :)
Thanks for sharing