Haysmom3
02-02-2005, 10:11 AM
So you can all laugh
THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her
not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and
probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's
on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be
the Daddy." :biglaugh:
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her
not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and
probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's
on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be
the Daddy." :biglaugh:
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.