Happy Holidays at Club UTI

[vm]

Well, the holiday season is upon us and I know we have lots of new faces to the boards. For those who are new, Club UTI is a cyber spa of sorts with every amenity you could possibly want during a flare from a UTI (or just a plain old IC flare up).

Amenities include flannel jammies for each guest, large comfy couches and chairs with lots of warm snuggly quilts, a roaring fire in the huge fireplace, snacks galore ---- and at Club UTI you can eat ANYTHING you want!!! :)

We have a staff of very buff gentlemen (and pretty ladies for you men) to wait on you hand and foot. You need not lift a finger ---- your wish is their command. They also give killer massages. ;)

For the holidays we have lots of warm, homey decorations adorning the lodge and a giant Christmas tree with an ornament for each of you. Santa will also be bringing lots of gifts for each and every one of us. As an added bonus this year you will each get a personal shopper who will do all your Christmas shopping for you and our hunky elves will wrap and ship them off to your friends and family.

So, come on in, grab a cup of cocoa and join the fun. :)

[Betsie]

Kim,

I need to know if my 2003 pass is still good. As you know I was a frequent member and I especially loved those special requests you often fulfilled. I remember with great fondness :) the time you were able to get Tom Brady, our brilliant QB in N.E. for poolside massages. :kissing:

It was quite a nice place to shed some stress and just cuddle around warm places...I am thrilled that we are opening again in time for Christmas...I just wanted to know though...are the personal shoppers discreet, or might they let the relatives know where we are. I wouldn't want them to show up uninvited. :rolleyes:

Again thanks For Club UTI 2004 and I also would invite anyone in need of solace and gentle handling to come on over and see all the Club offers. ;)

I assume the palm trees are in good health and the pool water is warm again.

[Babs RN]

IC safe hot chocolate right? I was also hoping the gardner from Desperate Housewives would be there and I would prefer jammies with potties.(Pics like the icons) :grouphug: ;)
heee-heee


Hugs,
Barb

[ICNDonna]

At Club UTI, we can have anything we want to eat and drink --- we won't have IC flares and we won't gain weight.

Please put me down for a foot massage on arrival --- and I'd like a box of chocolate truffles daily.

I don't suppose I could just move in, could I?

:)
Donna

[dyno]

Love this spa, it is the best! Thanks Kim for all your work with this! :kissing:

[Sarojini]

Love it.... flaring, and want to check in today ;) Please have the hot tub set to a balmy 102 for a pre-massage soak, then a tall gentleman with dark hair and blue eyes ready to give me a massage, and finally a soft spa robe, flannel jammies, and a steaming mug of peppermint hot chocolate ready for after the massage. I plan to sit on the couch, read chick magazines, and admire the fireplace for several hours afterwards ;)

Ahhhhh..... :)

[ibtracy]

I would enjoy all the amenities available as well, although I prefer someone like George Clooney or Matthew McConahey (sp?) for my total body massage. :biglaugh: I hope you have Hottie Pillows for the after massage party, I would like to request chic magazines as well as chic flicks playing on the big screen next to the warm fire. IC friendly hot chocolate sounds delish as well. Thanks for the invite, when is the check in date? LOL. I'm flaring horribly and already am in the baggy flannel outfit so no outfit necessary for me.

How wonderful! :woohoo:

Tracy K.

[jaime15]

Kim! Love the idea that the club reopened for the holidays as we stress about our IC and the fact that the malls are soooo crowded with shoppers......and that makes for a longer line in the women's bathroom.
Since club never has a line I'll rush off to the potty and come back for my full body massage while I'm in front of the fireplace and watching the waves break in the ocean...............Ahhhhhhhhh.....................
I'll end my massage with a glass of wine and some holiday chocolate covered cherries AND strawberries dipped in chocolate, please........ ;) ;)

I love revisiting this place... :)

[SharonA]

I'm on my way. Will be checking in very soon. Have the jammies ready and spread out on my down quilt that covers my bed. I also want the chocolate fountain running at all times day and night with plenty of goodies to dip in it. Let's have a fabulous dinner prepared for all of us...lobster, steak, grilled salmon, shrimp, lots of delicious vegies, non stop home baked rolls and bread with freshly churned butter and home made jams and jellies. After all that, have plenty of delicious, decedent desserts to top it all off. Then comes the massages that the spa is known world wide for providing its guests. :woohoo: Let the party begin... :dance:

[Annie2]

Oh, it's soooo good to be here again! I think I'll start with the champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. After my massage, I'll wander over to the pasta bar and indulge in the lasagna. The tables laden with fresh fruit and cheese look yummy, too. Later, I'd like to join Sharon at the chocolate fountain then finish the evening with a hot toddy by the fire. Ahhhh...what relief!!! The shopping is being taken of and there are no frenzied crowds here. Now this is the way to go through the holiday season!!! :) Thank you, Club UTI, for being there for us when we need you most!

Annie

[vm]

At Club UTI, we can have anything we want to eat and drink --- we won't have IC flares and we won't gain weight.


Donna is correct. In cyberville at the Club UTI you may eat anything and everything. Please don't hold back. ;)

And Donna you are welcome to stay for as long as you'd like - in fact, I have a special cottage out back reserved just for you. A handsome fella is back there right now, in fact, waiting to give you that foot massage.



Love this spa, it is the best!

It really is the best, isn't it? Great vibe, great food, relaxation - you couldn't ask for more. Actually you can - Santa is over in the corner waiting to hear any requests. :)



Love it.... flaring, and want to check in today

Sounds like you got here just in time! :) Your room with jacuzzi awaits whenever you are ready. I am glad you mentioned chic magazines - we do need those here. We'll get right on that.



Thanks for the invite, when is the check in date?

You are already checked in, just wander over to the fire and have a seat on one of the fluffy couches. :) I agree - Matthew McConaughey must make an appearance and the chic flicks are also a must.



I'll end my massage with a glass of wine and some holiday chocolate covered cherries AND strawberries dipped in chocolate, please........

That does sound good - I will have that sent to your room shortly. The boys are getting the massage oils ready for you. ;)



Have the jammies ready and spread out on my down quilt that covers my bed. I also want the chocolate fountain running at all times day and night with plenty of goodies to dip in it. Let's have a fabulous dinner prepared for all of us...lobster, steak, grilled salmon, shrimp, lots of delicious vegies, non stop home baked rolls and bread with freshly churned butter and home made jams and jellies. After all that, have plenty of delicious, decedent desserts to top it all off. Then comes the massages that the spa is known world wide for providing its guests.

I think we need to hire you, young lady!!!! :) Wonderful ideas. Your room will be laid out as described and I might add there will be some of your favorite music playing softly in the background.



Now this is the way to go through the holiday season!!! Thank you, Club UTI, for being there for us when we need you most!

Thank you for being such a gracious guest! :) Please, help yourself to any of the food items and someone will be by shortly to take your drink order. Glad you made it.

[vm]

I need to know if my 2003 pass is still good. As you know I was a frequent member and I especially loved those special requests you often fulfilled. I remember with great fondness the time you were able to get Tom Brady, our brilliant QB in N.E. for poolside massages.

Yes, the passes from last year are still valid. You were one of our very best guests and we are so happy to have you here again. That Tom Brady was so nice to visit, wasn't he?

And the personal shoppers are most discreet. Even if your location should slip out, the Club is gated off and no one may enter without our permission. :)



I was also hoping the gardner from Desperate Housewives would be there and I would prefer jammies with potties.(Pics like the icons)

That is, in fact, the gardener we employ and you will find him out in the beach house - he mentioned your name......... ;)