Dixiefireball
11-23-2004, 11:43 AM
a young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer in a poor district of the country. Since there were limited accommodtions, he was required to sleep in the bedroom with his young nephew.
When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. The child looked up and said, Whatcha doing? Why the same thing you're doing replied the uncle Ma's going be mad said the boy the pot's on this side.
A hillbilly dragged his protesting son to a new school which had just opened in a nearby village. When they arrived, he took his son to see the teacher. Howdy said the hillbilly this here's my son, Arthur, Now what kind of learnin are you teachin? oh all the usual subjects saidthe teacher noddingat the boy reading writing arithmetic. What's that interrupted the father Arith....arith...what'd you say?
arithmetic, Sir, said the teacher instruction in algebra geometry and trigonometry
Triggermomerty! cried the delighted hillbilly that' what my boy needs he the worst hunter in the whole family.
When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. The child looked up and said, Whatcha doing? Why the same thing you're doing replied the uncle Ma's going be mad said the boy the pot's on this side.
A hillbilly dragged his protesting son to a new school which had just opened in a nearby village. When they arrived, he took his son to see the teacher. Howdy said the hillbilly this here's my son, Arthur, Now what kind of learnin are you teachin? oh all the usual subjects saidthe teacher noddingat the boy reading writing arithmetic. What's that interrupted the father Arith....arith...what'd you say?
arithmetic, Sir, said the teacher instruction in algebra geometry and trigonometry
Triggermomerty! cried the delighted hillbilly that' what my boy needs he the worst hunter in the whole family.