tigger_gal
09-23-2004, 03:48 PM
Hooter's Visit
> >>>>
> A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked
> into a local Hooters.
> The place was hopping with music and dancing, but
> every once in a while the lights would turn off.
>
> Each time after the lights would go out, the place
> would erupt into cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
> went dead silent.
>
> She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I
> please use the restroom?"
>
> The bartender replied, "I really don't think you
> should."
> "Why not?" the nun asked?
>
> "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there,
> and his most private parts
> are covered only by a fig leaf." "Nonsense!" cried
> the nun. "I'll just look the other way."
>
> So the bartender steered the nun toward the women's
> restroom door around the
> corner, and she proceeded into the restroom. After a
> few minutes, she came
> back out, and the whole place was once again hopping
> with music and dancing.
> However, when the patrons saw her come out, they
> stopped long enough to give
> the nun a loud round of applause.
>
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
> understand. Why did they
> applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the
> bartender.
>
> "But, I still don't understand," she said puzzled.
>
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
> fig leaf on the statue is
> lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place."
> >>>>
> A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked
> into a local Hooters.
> The place was hopping with music and dancing, but
> every once in a while the lights would turn off.
>
> Each time after the lights would go out, the place
> would erupt into cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
> went dead silent.
>
> She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I
> please use the restroom?"
>
> The bartender replied, "I really don't think you
> should."
> "Why not?" the nun asked?
>
> "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there,
> and his most private parts
> are covered only by a fig leaf." "Nonsense!" cried
> the nun. "I'll just look the other way."
>
> So the bartender steered the nun toward the women's
> restroom door around the
> corner, and she proceeded into the restroom. After a
> few minutes, she came
> back out, and the whole place was once again hopping
> with music and dancing.
> However, when the patrons saw her come out, they
> stopped long enough to give
> the nun a loud round of applause.
>
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
> understand. Why did they
> applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the
> bartender.
>
> "But, I still don't understand," she said puzzled.
>
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
> fig leaf on the statue is
> lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place."